The Onion gets it right — eight years early

The folks who wrote up The Onion report on George W. Bush's inauguration in 2001 thought they were being funny. With hindsight, it looks more sad than funny …

WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that “our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over.”

President-elect Bush vows that “together, we can put the triumphs of the recent past behind us.”

“My fellow Americans,” Bush said, “at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us.” … [Read the rest]

Tip o' the toque to the good lookin' guy with the Accordion

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