You may have chuckled over this one already. It was new to me, though, when
my brother passed it along.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And
now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. At the command line, try entering
C:\ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband
1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0
or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT
install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or re-install another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory
and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie
6.9.
Regards,
Tech Support